Humans
19 April 2010
Dear Sir and Madam
Muhahaha! As you are reading this, you are probably near a computer, and that means you are taking in all the radiation we are emitting! Hahaha!!
You silly humans probably think radiation from computers may be weak, but as time passes, what's to say you won't already have absorbed so much frequency as to cause you substantial health damage?
Well well. I don't mind telling you, but what's really the killer are the side and back portions of computers; the front side is the one with the weakest frequency. Also, your handphone is trying its very best to send signals into your brain, altering it, destroying it- you never know! Aww, all you care about is your convenience, eh?
Point to note: well, you can always turn off your phones when you sleep, or put it far away; you can try placing it into your bags when you go out, instead of leaving them in the pockets. When at home, you could ventilate your room and prevent the the frequency from accumulating; or you could just eat some fruits rich in Vitamin A and C to combat the toxins already in your body.
Argh, I could tell you everything, but I won't! What can you sick weaklings do? Boycott us? You won't! You'll probably forget all I've told you after this post, or just shrug it off. Heh heh. That means we've won.
Winning feels good. Too bad there won't be many of you left by that time.
Enjoy your last moments.
With increasing frequency,
Mr Technology.
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