Taking the train

A curse has been laid on us! Humans beware!! (Save . . . mE... Aargh!)

Anyway. It's not that serious. Seriously. It's not like we're facing global warming or the sweltering sun that's beating down on us or lack of money or having to wait for letters from universities or having to exercise daily. Nope, it's just that the peak hour crowd is real horible, so horrible I spelled my first 'horible' with only one 'r'.

So I was waiting for the train to come at about fifteen minutes past six, and there were like so many people waiting. You would think Super Junior was taking a ride in the train, or even 183 club was waving to fans from the train. But no, the train just had MORE passengers. So it arrived, and hey, stop squeezing! I'm not losing to you! Hey that's my space! Get lost! No, hey!, wait!, I'm not in yet!

Chaos burst forth like when you just had meat if you're a vegetarian, or if you had too much 鲁肉饭. People rushed for the train, like it was the only raft in the sea. So they took the lifeline, and those who were just a fraction slower than them? Well, they just had to wait for the next train to come along to smell the armpit of the passengers.

I solemnly swear that I will not bore readers with my account of the whole journey home, because it took almost 2 hours. It's something like you have to walk twenty minutes home from the coffee shop that's just below your apartment. The jam is terrible, everyone.

So the curse? Well, it depends on the way you see it. Either you think it's the way selfishness rears its head in people, or you can think of it as a contagious disease from breathing in too much armpit stench.

It.. appears that ... my. ..br..eath i..s. ...shortening. I must. ..g.et my v...entilato..r no..w. You.... MUST be careful....

*vomits*